Two Scoops debuts in China during 9 hour delay...

* Two Scoops

New dance move acquired while in China. (Please check out video evidence of how sexy this move is)

End Result = The ability to pick up girls with this move = 0. The ability to anger the product development director = 100.

* Airports really really suck

9 Hours delayed at Xiamen Airport with no updated status of when your flight will take off or why it is delayed. All other flights to your end destination are completely booked, the one flight that isn't takes off 30 minutes after your delayed flight takes off. Airport temperature is maintained at a steady 85 degrees F, warm enough to make you uncomfortable, not hot enough so you can sweat to keep cool.

End Result = You learn a lot about your travel partner and you find out that even the most miniscule of events can entertain you, such as a man dropping about $400 worth of alcohol on the terminal floor, or men in shirts and ties wearing shorts, black socks and loafers. You also learn about how much you really really hate people.